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A picture once worth a thousand words, found in a thrift store for a songRetweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I like when people can 'agree to disagree' and not be all fighty about it... Is how I know I'm old :/Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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attn radio nowhere requesting frogs overRetweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I don't allow hate in my heart, so if you're big or small, young or old, and you're a bully, then I just don't fucking like you.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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The guides are blind and the hills have been waxed. No one tells you these things, so I shall.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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The conscious decision to seek change is the most frightening and yet most beautiful step towards peace and inner strength.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I think my 15 min. lecture on the economic basis for the Civil War deflected attention from me tearing up when Lincoln died. Oops - spoiler.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I like to cut up my bras & panties in little pieces before I throw them out, this way I won't have to see them worn on some crazy hobos headRetweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I just read your bio and I don’t like your rules.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I can tell that some of you were that kid that always got his head stuck in the arm hole of his shirt.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Convenience store? More like INCONVENIENCE store. Hahaha. Am I right? Haha. Hello?Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Nothing heals a scarred and wounded heart faster than kind words.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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When i miss grandma and her scratchy wizard beard kisses, i'll reminisce in the barn while frenching the billy goat.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I'ld like to end on a positive note so: A#. It's not a Hashtag, it's a sharp sign. So very versatile.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Hubs: I would never use social networking to tell anyone anything about myself. Me: That's okay, baby. I'm taking care of all that for you!Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I look like a fairy fucking princess in a dress but I don't wanna be a fairy fucking princess I just want a hugRetweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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LoveLoveLove LoveWorldLove LoveLoveLove Love all around the worldRetweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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No, asshat. I am not a "Satanist." I'm an Irish American, who kneels only to the alter of music, my Keurig coffee brewer & sometimes penis.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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"Go on, take everything... take everything... I want you to." - Courtney Love instructing hired moversRetweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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This self discovery thing is getting a bit boring. I feel like I'm a decoy.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I employ a series of checks and balances before following. I check to see if you suck and I weigh your potential to annoy me.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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In an attempt to deal with my trust issues, I find myself wondering aloud exactly how far it is that I can actually throw an expert.#ftwot -
Not as troubling I forgot I was on a raft & thought the land was moving away as it is that something just bit me & a line is forming#ftwot -
Sweet dreams & have a great day. ☼ Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.- Jonathan KozolRetweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Cow tipping isn't easy because they weigh a ton, and there's no appropriate place to put dollar bills during lap dances in the barn.#ftwot -
Never hate your enemies. It's a waste of your valuable energy.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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turtles are just frisbees with feetRetweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Defend you? Pfft. Not if it'll cost me my Favstar status.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand -
After spraining my wrist & breaking my helmet, I learned my lesson. From now on, instead of dumpster diving.. I'm gonna cannonball.#ftwot -
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. - Winston Churchill ♥Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Was at Dee Snider's house. I said I'd help with March of Dimes if he moved it to April, & then told his chair: I don't wanna rock.#tbot -
Was informed 'aimlessly wandering the world in polished shoes I hope to scuff' is not a career path. Now I'm sad. With indigestion.#tbot -
The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new. -SocratesRetweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Until Urban Dictionary lets me add words again, the opposite of a porcelain goddess is still not a rich Celine Dion.#tbot -
Some stop signs say, ALTO. I figured equal sign means: Sweet n’ Low. Rhymes with go, so.. I went. What else could it have meant?#tbot -
RT@sexoutTheCity: “Electric” by The Instant Classics band ( TIC ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7LNnsSuJ6s&sns=tw … via@youtube -
The Instant Classics band: “The Lion Sleeps on E Street”.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Cs-JqFw1iY&sns=tw … via
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RT@DiscoSexRock: Sitting home thinking of ways to dominate the earth. Must get songs out.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand -
Jed's A Millionaire - "All" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L1nbt-ldro&sns=tw … via
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Is reality assembling itself around you because of a truth you see in this tweet matching your belief? Will you still add hot sauce?#tbot -
Is a controlled fire an acceptable alternative to me doing yard work?Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Can we just set Donald Trump in a little paddle boat and gently push him out to sea now?Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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~Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant. ~Robert Louis Stevenson, ♏ ♥Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Of all the establishments in the world, you had to crank call The Scooter Store.#tbot -
I don’know why I smoke.I suppose for the same reasons that we drive fast or falling in love. Self-destructive tendencies.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I'm not sure what was in those stuffed mushrooms last night, but they're the city's problem now.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Here's our June gig calender. We'd love to have you come and join us!
@TICMusic#FF#LiveMusic#Phoenix pic.twitter.com/XSVHVOWyBoRetweeted by Instant Classics fanView photo -
"Are you religious?" the teacher asked her new foreign exchange student. Angus: "I believe my big balls should be held every night."#tbot -
The dude just woke up and... smaaaack. TWO fucking rainbows in your face. In your motherfucking face. I'd be freaking out yoRetweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Over the counter medications for severe mental disturbances would take out the embarrassing necessity for a full evaluation by a doctor.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Here is our gig calendar for the remainder of May. Come party with us soon!
@TICMusic#FF pic.twitter.com/i1kcqdmZ3IRetweeted by Instant Classics fanView photo -
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“Electric” by The Instant Classics band ( TIC ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7LNnsSuJ6s&sns=tw … via
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Chill baby, you can't win twitter in a day.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Along with a twitter account comes a superpower?Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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If you somehow reference Black Sabbath, Alice In Wonderland or T.S. Eliot, your tweet is getting RTd by me.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Eine swein wienerschnitzel nein Translation One, two, your dachshund sneezed, no? Sounds better if you say it with a French accent.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanView conversation
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Self righteous tweets are precursors to psychological breakdowns.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Right Brain: She's still not following me back! Left Brain: Who? RB: That girl. LB: Have you seen your avi, dumbass?Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Right Brain: You know that girl that follows everybody back but me? Left Brain: You're not going to let this go, are you? RB: Nope!Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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If you can't change, at least rearrange.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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You know what I need more of in my life? People who'll star my tweets just because it was me who tweeted them, that's what.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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U can't hide your issues with laughter & jokes but it sure is fun making fun of them & making others laugh. Plus, the material is pricelessRetweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Don't delete. Leave it up long enough for us to take turns throwing rocks and dirt clods at it.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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"Question 567: Would you describe the ensuing shit tsunami as a) pleasant b) tolerable or c) indescribably cool?"Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Each time you star a tweet without really enjoying it, you lose a bit of your soul, folks. Get it together.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Pencils down. Pass your tweets forward. Class dismissed!Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I usually have a big cup of coffee before I mow the lawn, but I can't find it. I've lost my mow joe. ;-)Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I stayed up for this? This is ALL late-night twitter hasta offer?? Falls over on bed. Fine. Just get it over with.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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"Hey kids, don't pop pills, Pop Tarts! Wocka Wocka Wocka!"...What a Fozzie Bear anti-prescription abuse message would sound like on TV todayRetweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Bib? The steamed clam's a squirter.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I love the smell of stagnant hobo sex and hot garbage in the morning.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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If you stumble.. make it part of your dance ~Unknown
#LoveScopes ♥Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand -
If I were a turtle where would I be....Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Never take anything too seriously.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand -
OK, sure, let's play perfume or cleaning product. I'll go first.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Uma is a stupid name for a pet rock.
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there is no secret to perfection it lives in your mind onlyRetweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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If you're having a hard time being chaste call my mom and let her tell you how Donal Trump makes her feel in her "nether region".Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I liked Mumford and Sons back when Sanford ran the band.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Tom Hanks just DMed me and said to cut it out.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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If Tom Hanks wants you to be the president, then you'd better darn well start being president.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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"Men Sentenced in Naked-photo Plot Against Pro Poker Players" anagrams to 'Cheapened, somnolent, potent Spankers! ...Or kind plagiary poet.'Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I prefer my rock 'n roll less banjoey.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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If you work at a shoe shop you will find that the last pair of a style often has two rights or two lefts or just one and that's why.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Caller: can I talk to the person in charge? Me: do you have an appointment? Caller: what? Me: you wanna make an appointment? *hangs upRetweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Trying really hard not to lick people right now.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Uh-oh. No one left to lick. NOW what am I gonna do?Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I'm not cool. I still judge who I follow by follower-to-follow ratio. I judge, lest I be judged.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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If I worked in a drive thru I'd be all like ooh that sounds good, get two and gimme oneRetweeted by Instant Classics fanView conversation
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Accidentally got summa ya off last night and prolly this mornin' too. Mighta just been in mah dreams, but still sendin' ya tha bill.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Going back to the hole where it all began minus the bats.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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My ass--------Spank it My hair-------Yank it My vagina---Thank itRetweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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You know how in movies people never say "bye" on the phone, they'll just hang up. If you do that in real life people call you on it.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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roses are red - violets are blue - fuck laundry.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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You fap out mean spirited rhetoric all day but are offended by peoples replies? Go home little boy.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Someone who makes you feel worthless hasn't seen happiness in a really long time & they don't see it in you...walk away.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Instead of "you go girl", say "you glow girl" and give the situation a fucking spiritual vibe and shit.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I don't just follow you for your tweets. I follow you in spite of them.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Pretty sure my client thinks we were on a date just now. THAT is how fabulous my pants are today.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Attempts to explain "accidental" racism to me will be met with a vicious dose of "accidental" bitchitude. I'm too old for this shit.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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These Margaret Thatcher jokes are almost funny enough for me to think you fuckers can find England on a map.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I wonder if cavemen were brave hunting saber-tooth tigers with only a stick, or if they just needed a break from their wife and kids.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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But your Your Honor, the Midol was in one of those blister packs you have to fucking peel apart... -Case dismissed.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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It is so windy I've offered to tie April's dress in a knot between her legs. Because I'm a gentleman. Wait. What?Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I still resent my high school for not inviting a white collar criminal to career day.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Sure, you may need opposable thumbs to get into the car, but after that it's all middle finger.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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*Pixie Intervention*Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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can't decide if my rapper name should be lil' lurker or not. i think not is more original.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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"Life is Suffering"...sorry but think that is just a tad fucked in the headspace there buddha baby get out & meet some psychotic pixies manRetweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Woohoo! 12k tweets. I only made 12 actual tweets. Mostly about my micro-penis. The rest are RTs. I RT mostly about micropeni.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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There are those who mock your stupidity, and those who gladly help you learn. Hats off to the kind ones!Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Try 2 explain Twitter 2 friend. Fact I am followed by horse, 3 dogs, cat, brown paper bag and a vegetable I don't recognise, doesn't help.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Found out I have nothing funny, insightful, sarcastic,meaningful, or witty to say. You have been warned. Hell, that's hardly worth typing.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I don’t have dicks respond to my tweets often. I follow a lot of crude tweeters, but few rude ones. So I get surprised.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I don't know how people do it to handle multiple accounts. It's hard enough for me to handle dysfunctional bullshit on one Twitter account.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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It's a peculiar theology, but I believe one day I'll be reunited with all my lost tweets.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Hi. This is the pope. Lolly let me use her acct until I set one up. Just wanna say, whaaaaazup. Get at me yo. Lez git this poppin.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Ciabatta? Seeyalatah. (just a humble tweet for all the true heroes who refuse to pronounce the name of that stupid bread correctly)Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Ciabatta? More like Don'tbatta. Haha! Stupid bread.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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There's some people on Twitter that you know right away that you'd be friends in RL.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Consulted with a team of experts & we've concluded that while wrapping your finger in tissue is more sanitary, you're still a nose picker.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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That awkward moment when you're yet another functioning cog in the capitalist machinery.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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The problem with tryna form new friendships at a park is most of these guys are just happy to be out of their strollers.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Okay, I'll go along with this "fish in the sea" crap ... but I swim against the current and I don't like worms so bare hands fishing only.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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The half-life of the average Tweet is about 8 minutes.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I’m not sendin'sub tweets.I’m a misunderstood person,like Donald Trump.....The man just tryin'to fix a rockabilly haircut with the wrong wayRetweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I think I might've hit the point of diminishing returns with human interaction.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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My boyfriend think's his penis is so beautiful, anybody who see's it, will want to put it in their mouth... What the hell is wrong with him?Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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When someone asks me how is my life,I answer "fine" I wanna say"messy like whore house"but the brothels are organized companies with profitsRetweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I’ve been dying to get to know you in a social-anxiety induced setting.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I've been smoking for years waiting for a handsome man to pop out of nowhere and light my cigarette with his penis.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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It will hit the media shortly - apparently my dogs have released videos of my "bad dog!" rants & rolled up newspaper use.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Booty call on hold. Listening to Muzak.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I hate to brag but more of my followers get suspended than yours.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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You can tell a lot about a person by who they retweet.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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These are the Cliff's Notes of our lives.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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~ When you are content to be simply yourself and don’t compare or compete, everyone will respect you. - Lao Tzu ♥Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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You're all silly. And I like it. And love most of you. So shut it poopy head XxxRetweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Respect yourself enough to walk away from things that don't make you grow, learn or laugh.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Yeah well my thumbs say I CAN win this war!! ...Me to tape, saran wrap, anything involving a curling iron and evolutionRetweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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The kitchen at work is so small that I can't even fit my balls through the door to get in.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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This nipple slapping contest has sent me down a deep shame spiralRetweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I learned everything I know about women from Star Trek next generation.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Haven't tweeted in so long I think I'm about to take the SATs. The fate of my entire life & all of humanity rests upon this single analogy.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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a baby buggy but for rocksRetweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Angry birds has changed me forever as a person..Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Oops, forgot to be a self-centered cunt, and ended up RTing awesome people.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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'Whiter Shade of Pale' - Annie Lennox: http://youtu.be/CJIVz9nYx7I via
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Everyday I like 2learn something. 2day I learn raspberries hav small pips which get stuck between teeth. Not big day in search 4 knowledge.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I could delete a lot of these but then the reader wins.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Gotta smoke up and get into scooping horse poop frame of mind.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Sometimes even being soul mates doesn't mean that you should mate...or some deep shit, whatever.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Just say NO to favstar.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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okay, I can see trouble approaching; it’s wearing cowboy hat.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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*sneaks in* *throws a shoe at your head* *whispers* "Hi... Shhhh... Goodnight. Ok, bye." *blows a kiss* *slaps own ass* *sneaks out* *cries*Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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It's like happy people are just begging to be openly mocked.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I hate when a guy ruins my new shirt by sticking his hands and his face inside while I'm trying to write this fucking tweet.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I really don't want to follow people that steal tweets--not because it's a crime but why can't you think of your own idiot tweets.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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I once knew a man who made a room out of garage doors & showed films of his wife giving him head. It was odd but the films were fairly good.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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The floor was still wet and I hid dirty pots and pans in the oven. Been doing yard work for days, and now the appraiser just left. Beer me.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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When I see a 4yo tweet get RTed, I think “wow, wisdom from the Ancient Ones”Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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Do people who live where hurricanes happen still like to be rocked like one?Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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If you knew how many times I hit 'comment' then 'cancel' half way through you'd thank me. Or unfollow. Or both. Maybe neither. Meh, whatevs.Retweeted by Instant Classics fanExpand
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